Big news!

Helloooooooooooooooo, cow punchers! Man, we haven't made one of these posts in a while. Almost a month! I'm really, really sorry about that. Things have been insanely busy. We had a pretty shortstaffed social media team, and after private meetings with the me, he decided to give them individually some paid time off. We love our staff here. But we're not hiring. Never know if the next person could be a spy from PETA, you know! I wouldn't put it past them. So here's what's up: Our official page is fully blacklisted from running ads on Facebook. And we don't have the budget for Google ads. And this whole thing started because I got banned from Twitter. And frankly, I tried TikTok for maybe a month, deleted it, and had an urge to commit seppuku for dishonoring my family by having it. Didn't help that I own a katana. I reached out in a virtual meeting with the ENTIRE Legalize Cow Punching staff and asked what we should do to make it up to you guys, stick it to PETA and every social media, as effectively and well done as possible. Someone brought up the mugs. Unfortunately, those are being pushed back a bit due to current circumstances out of our control. That was out. Someone else brought up the RPG I announced a little while back, and have been working tirelessly on. I gave that person a raise and sent them to Lorain Avenue (it's basically prostitute alley here in Cleveland) with a thousand bucks for having such a good idea. After he was very well filatiated by every lady of the night this side of the allegheny river, we worked together personally to finish a great demo of the game earlier than we expected to have it out. So now, may I present to you: https://gamejolt.com/games/legalizecowpunching/812955 THE OFFICIAL LEGALIZE COW PUNCHING RPG! In demo form! In the demo, you'll be able to play through the ENTIRETY of the first world. A vastly generous amount of gameplay, completely for free. Easter eggs abound, cows to punch, demon cows to battle, and a whole world for YOU to save. No charge. From the bottom of my heart, thank you all for your continued support. Nothing makes me smile brighter. I promise I and everyone here is working their hardest for you, even if we're quiet for a while. With love, Skyler Jefferson, CEO