Test Run?!?

So.. Skyler did a thing. Our entire marketing team, including the guy on the Board of Directors, took one look at him and went "Why on God's green earth would we make Legalize Cow Punching coffee mugs? What the fuck is wrong with you?" But, as you all know, our CEO is an asshole. So he did it anyway. He ordered three as a sample. One is going to the Employee of the Month, he's keeping one, and the other has lovingly gone to his mom. He really likes the mugs, so he's issued an executive order: If there's enough demand, he will start accepting payment through his personal paypal and shipping the mugs out himself. Yes, he COULD post it on the Legalize Cow Punching shop, but unfortunately, that would actually increase our Wix subscription price more than quadruple. If you want one, send us an inbox message. Cue the dejected sighs from the staff.

With love, The Legalize Cow Punching Organization